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I just hope Sinitta doesn't kill herself.

Whitney 's extravagantly anticipated live UK TV comeback had spectators grovelling for her sillouette to emerge back into the spotlight:...

Above : Dannii feels the pressure of the nation's insatiable craving for a new facial expression from her. Before dinner-plate face Dan...

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Above : double-D do-gooder Dannii puts the British public's needs before her own religion by bravely quiting botox until studio lights...