Monday, 10 March 2008
Divine Romance
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The plucky, swirling momentum of D i v ine Idy l l e by V a nessa " mind the gap " Parad i s is an addictive pop rash impossibl...
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Tuesday, 26 February 2008
Don't Forget To Catch Me
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If you thought a song called P e o ple Get R e a l would consist of finger-waving Jeremy Kyle sound bites and street-savvy colloquialisms ...
Saturday, 23 February 2008
Waite's Weightless Orgasm & Smirking Ceremony
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South African starlet G e ne vieve Wai t e is a riot of eccentricity on her 1 and only album R o m ance Is On The R i s e ; her sultry allu...
Wednesday, 20 February 2008
Move Along, Dion!
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Celine 's fluttering forray into faceless hyper-barmy Euro-dance slams the piano keys with itching grit and feerless surrender to the gr...
Monday, 11 February 2008
Fully Booked Functioning Dance Dealer
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Apart from having a fully functioning vagina (or otherwise), the other main criteria for being a credible dance diva beyond being "dow...
Tuesday, 5 February 2008
Bullet-Proof Euro Boppers
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Taco-sized It ali an A l e x i a shuns all traces of modesty and obviously believes she is quite the catch, proudly propositioning men to ...
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Monday, 4 February 2008
Prozac-Pumping Happy-Slappers
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Corona 's belated 1998 sophomore album fell short on their trademark bouyant Hi-NRG happy-slappers, but the prozac-pumping pulse of The ...
Fall In Love With Business Men
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Polish P l a vk a L o n i c h will do just anything for a Visa - she doesn't need one but when a fat man in a suit says he will give he...
Wednesday, 30 January 2008
Frat Boy Ejaculation
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After sensibly wiping up his "liquid dreams" A s h l e y P a r k e r A n g e l still can't prevent himself getting into sti...
Tuesday, 22 January 2008
Hey Bitch, You're Not On The List
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I love lists more than I love people so finally I can offer my favourite 69 tracks from 2007. As Jamie Lynne might sob whilst clasping a no...
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