Throughout her "tumultuous" decade-long career of euphoric babbling, music has served as a hedge against A l an i s being a willi...

I haven't reaally been posting on this for quite some time; a shame as it can be absorbing distraction and fun to lay down my pseudo-biz...

The unique otherness of D a nn i i 's disorganised, daft disco delirium reinvents the genre of what people who speak English call "...

The obvious mission of 4 M i nu t e s aside, H a r d C a n d y lacks a bonafide grandiose classic for all else to hang: this means the re...

D a nn i i 's stunning Great Wall of China weight loss (concern was first raised on D D B ) was showcased on Australian TV last week, al...

With M a don n a 's 4 M i nu t e s inevitably reaching the summit of the charts as it was supposed to (think the sound of an elephant s...

...but doesn't B r i t n e y look like M ic ha Bar to n on some L.A drug bender in the now-old new video B r e a k T he I c e ?

The plucky, swirling momentum of D i v ine Idy l l e by V a nessa " mind the gap " Parad i s is an addictive pop rash impossibl...

If you thought a song called P e o ple Get R e a l would consist of finger-waving Jeremy Kyle sound bites and street-savvy colloquialisms ...

South African starlet G e ne vieve Wai t e is a riot of eccentricity on her 1 and only album R o m ance Is On The R i s e ; her sultry allu...

Celine 's fluttering forray into faceless hyper-barmy Euro-dance slams the piano keys with itching grit and feerless surrender to the gr...

Apart from having a fully functioning vagina (or otherwise), the other main criteria for being a credible dance diva beyond being "dow...

Taco-sized It ali an A l e x i a shuns all traces of modesty and obviously believes she is quite the catch, proudly propositioning men to ...

Corona 's belated 1998 sophomore album fell short on their trademark bouyant Hi-NRG happy-slappers, but the prozac-pumping pulse of The ...

Polish P l a vk a L o n i c h will do just anything for a Visa - she doesn't need one but when a fat man in a suit says he will give he...

After sensibly wiping up his "liquid dreams" A s h l e y P a r k e r A n g e l still can't prevent himself getting into sti...

I love lists more than I love people so finally I can offer my favourite 69 tracks from 2007. As Jamie Lynne might sob whilst clasping a no...