Diva Incarnate
Friday, 30 November 2007

The kind of dirty that don't wash clean

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Shampoo sound like what might have happened had the 2 ugly sisters beaten up and killed Cinderella well before Prince Charming came knockin...
Thursday, 29 November 2007

Shola Snorts the Shameful Sherbet

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The tirelessly exciting term "British soul diva" can sometimes mean literally any overconfident fat woman with a microphone. Thes...
Wednesday, 21 November 2007

Vitamin C Warms Up Her Engine

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Pop fox Vitamin C has been commercially quiet since her More album criminally sunk without a trace. Promises were made regarding two 2007...
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Monday, 5 November 2007

Dannii's Phat Daddy Cash-Flow

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Dannii-Roadkill continues to strike with low-profile grooves ( Blame It On The Music ), dedications to her phat daddy cash-flow ( Spend You...

Come On, Catch Up!

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Fans of Dannii (population; you!) might be salivating to know Keep Up With The Good Times has finally arrived, and it is all thanks to m...
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Thursday, 1 November 2007

Doo-Wop Dana Danger-Muff

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Dana 'danger-muff' International has had her knockers, even paying for the privilege, so it is only fair I finally went and paid fo...
Monday, 29 October 2007

Siouxsie's Throaty Delirium

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Fragments of crystal expensively splinter into extravagant air as Siouxsie Sioux is festooned and garlanded, in the flouncy tradition of a ...

Kisses & Hairproducts

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On her new single, Sunny D updates her dancemoves to just lying there, as her radioactive glamour septically spreads further than the gaps ...
Wednesday, 24 October 2007

"Culture, alienation, boredom and despair"

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Until I got back into Madonna , the Manic Street Preachers were my biggest musical obsession when I was 13 (fuck me with a chainsaw, that w...

Niki Harris

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On her Do You See The Light guest vocal for Snap! moment in the faceless dance track spotlight, Niki Harris 's head was so far up Mado...

O Misery, O Hate, O Meara

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Racist pop cist Jo 'O' Meara gets on the defensive with her anthem Let's Love (Caucasian Dance Mix) , which is almost as fun as...
Monday, 22 October 2007

Torch Ballad Boulversement

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Cherilyn Sarkisian LaPierre 's last truly spellbinding recording, surpassing both non-Believers and record buyers alike, was her breatht...

Reckless Inflammation

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The rampant electro swagger of Faster Kill Pussycat finds an unexpected scion with Taxi Doll s' reckless erruption Waiting , a song also...
Thursday, 18 October 2007

Don't Bogart The Scalpel

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Dana "don't Bogart the scalpel" International stoically revisits the storage facility incarcerating her locked away severed ...
Wednesday, 3 October 2007

Giddy Dannii's Diddy Ride

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With a squidgy bassline like chaffing PVC, Sunny D is back raping the ears with another party jam set to fast-track the process of picking ...
Wednesday, 26 September 2007

Hardcore Giddy Pop Bites Delight

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Whatever Janet does to pass the time when there is nothing on TV or no new hardcore bisexual porn to download is anyones guess, but revving...
Tuesday, 25 September 2007

Glamorama

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"Dear Plebs, it's Sophie Ellis-Bextor here! Let's be kissy right off, I love being glamorous. It's just so fucking glam...
Wednesday, 19 September 2007

Verging On The Obscene

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The breathtaking and exquisite union between Marie Fredriksson 's succulently soulful yet punky vocals and the ready-to-burst songwritin...
Tuesday, 18 September 2007

Dilluted and Dumbed Down

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Engagingly trite conspiracy theory lyrics aside, Bis were very capable of bristling electro gems. Dead Wrestlers is one of their finest e...
Friday, 14 September 2007

C'mon Burst That Juice All Over Me

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90s Euro duo Diva were what Shampoo might have sounded like if produced by Not Over Yet helmers Grace - a manic rave swirls and throbs in...
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