Showing posts with label Not Myself Tonight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Not Myself Tonight. Show all posts

Friday, 30 April 2010

Eurgh, Whatever, Here's My 'Opinion'

I shouldn't but I will. The most try-hard thing about Xtina's new video is the grimly inevitable mistake from messageboard posters to equate desperation and trashiness with being a bad thing. Here is what I wrote about the actual song and feel the exact same about its visually abusive promotional clip, which is the best from an A-list diva so far in 2010:

Like diarrhea on spewing tap, Christina's slithery new single Not Myself Tonight shoots itself out in all manner of directions with no thought for the mess, smell or embarassment it causes. It's exactly what I want from the lead single from this artist. Her amazing vocal slaying is on deliciously mindless form, it doesn't matter what she is singing or how, but it does help that she's telling haters to fuck off and I like that. She wants a reaction and even wants you to hate it - vexed concepts such as this (and even Dirrty back in the day) cut two ways. However, after Basics almost bored my balls into becoming a vagina, finally she swells once again with wanton enthusiasm, antagonistic pursuit and trashtastic pride. It will embarass people who don't even like her - sometimes that's all you can ask for.

Thursday, 1 April 2010

Christina Aguilera's Not Myself Tonight - The Verdict

Like diarrhea on spewing tap, Christina's slithery new single Not Myself Tonight shoots itself out in all manner of directions with no thought for the mess, smell or embarassment it causes. It's exactly what I want from the lead single from this artist. Her amazing vocal vomit purging is on deliciously mindless form, it doesn't matter what she is singing or how (for it's a creamy roar that can only get so far anyway), but it does help that she's telling haters to fuck off if they don't like it. It makes me feel 18 again to look towards Aguilera with equal measures of awe and hilarity. She wants a reaction and even wants you to hate it - vexed concepts such as this (and even Dirrty back in the day) cut two ways. However, after Basics almost bored my balls into becoming a vagina, finally she swells once again with wanton enthusiasm, antagonistic pursuit and trashtrastic pride. It will embarass people who don't even like her - sometimes that's all you can ask for.

Tuesday, 23 March 2010

Just in case no one in blogspot has noticed, C'Aggy finally unvieled her plans to neversoundorlooklikeanyoneelseeveragain via the artwork for planned single Not Myself Tonight. No kidding. Who gives a shit - I like the look and hope it spells some much needed thunderstorms for her 8 year dry spell of no decent music. More news to follow on her official website - I don't think I'll be writing about her again until it is review time (who needs every blog under the sun to purge the same bile - it's not like this one ever lands any exclusives apart from the odd personal message from Sophie Ellis-Bextor...)