As we know, limp and lifeless Cheryl Cole is used to hooking black women in toilets, but now internet rumours are suggesting that the nation's favourite racist is hooking up with Swedish producer Red One. I can just imagine it now:
Red One !!!
Bring me that b**** bitch here now...
... er Cheryl Cole !!
No thanks. Just stick to looking older everytime you get papped whilst deliberately looking sad so that more headlines can flood the tabloids: "devasted Cherly gets texts from Ashely.... sad Cheryl betrayed by the KKK who deem her 'too extreme' ... Horrible bitch Nadine tells Cheryl she doesn't like racists", etc.