Monday 23 May 2011

Dannii Upstages Rihanna Yet Again

Remember when I gave that world exclusive leak of Dannii's Welcome The Teardrops that other blogs copied of refused to aknowledge? Well, you can't say I don't have credibility as I can now, again, exclusively reveal that Dannii's long-awaited non-featuring solo single is in fact an update of the minor Rihanna hit single S&M. Dannii has wisely adapted the song to be called M&S, which shall tie in to her deal with the shopping chain of the same name (she buys all of Kris's not-so-smalls there of course) and her recent post-X-Factor MILF make-over. I recently broke into Dannii's apartment, and before I could even snatch my snatch and steal her laptop to save her unreleased music onto my memory stick, I couldn't help but notice that beside a dart board with a picture of Cheryl Cole on it was a post-it with the lyrics to her new song M&S, and well I just had to share.

Na na na
Come on (you know you really turn me on and off and on and on)
Na na na
Come on (you know you really turn me on and off and on and on)
Na na na na na
Come on (you know you really turn me on and off and on and on)
Na na na
Come on, come on, come on (you know you really turn me on and off and on and on)
Na na na na
Come on (you know you really turn me on and off and on and on)
Na na na
Come on (you know you really turn me on and off and on and on)
Na na na na na
Come on (you know you really turn me on and off and on and on)
Na na na
Come on, come on, come on (you know you really turn me on and off and on and on)
Na na na

Feels so good being high-street (Oh oh oh oh oh)
There's no way I'm turning designer (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Now the pain is my pleasure 'cause nothing could measure (Oh Kris oh Kris oh)

Frumpy pants are great, so fine (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Out the box, outta line (Oh oh oh oh oh)
The affliction of the feeling leaves me wanting more (Oh oh oh oh oh)

'Cause I may be highstreet, but I'm perfectly good at it
Old ladies browsing, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But buying pants and bras excite me

Oh, I love the feeling you bring to me, oh, you know you really turn me on and off and on and on
Elastic underwear is exactly what I've been yearning for, give it to me strong
And meet me in my boudoir, make my body say ah ah ah
I like it-like it

M-M-M & S-S-S
M-M-M & S-S-S
M-M-M & S-S-S
M-M-M & S-S-S

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