Until La Toya Jackson finally discovers a cure for AIDS, the best thing she can do is make music, cry in front of monkeys and write books. Her latest anthem is a fresh 1991-sounding dance jam called Startin' Over, and I for one have made the biggest mess on my keyboard since I discovered google videos. Listen and drool: her honesty is intimidating and sexual ("I don't need no cure" melts in my ears, but is a huge step back in her fight against AIDS). I don't need no cure, but I will take a scalpel, some hand cream and any valium if you have some (allegedly). Listen and weep, Janet.