Above: Britney in a rare smiling-and-walking song perfomance.
After 'trouser snake', and various black music producers, body guards and back-up dancers, Britney is now getting her formidable fill using horses! Now we know the real reason PETA accused Spears of mistreating the elephant from the Circus video.
Shave you hair, lose your kids, flash your gash: it's only now that I am in awe and not in a good way.