Showing posts with label I Look To You. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I Look To You. Show all posts

Saturday, 12 September 2009

When Vocal Chords Are Gone, In Clive I Can Be Strong

Above: old queen Clive can barely contain his semi as Whitney Houston basks in the spotlight during a press call.

The new golden delicious Whitters video is her most poised and sophisticated clip ever - even Angella Basset would be proud. Lips tremble, arms flap and her zip-tight eyes, like glistening acid slitting through the skin, look simply gorgeous - whether staples are clenched behind her ears or not, it has done the trick. She simply stands, squats and points, but I can't take my eyes off her when she is lit so beautifully. Leaves fall as backing vocals rain down to give her assistance.



It is completely auto-tuned but it is still a towering vocal given how bad it must have got, and it feathers the air whilst being wisked by lush strings fanning her weave. I for one cannot wait until Monday for her Oprah interview to air - the same grilling she referred to when she blamed the talkshow host for singing like a battered cow going water skiing.

Below: even evergreen beauty Madonna gives it the thumbs up.

Thursday, 16 July 2009

I'm Your Booty Call Tonight

Incase you did not know Whitney's new album is called I Look To You, I shall break the news that this is indeed the front cover for it. She looks proper glam, like a Pointer Sister scrubbing up real good when it counts, or a tranny taking their passport pic. Whitters actually looks the most like she did on the cover of her debut album ever since that time 24 years ago. However, the lead single has changed from the gentle 'huff and puff' ballad I Didn't Know My Own Strength to a song called Calling You Tonight, which is probably about giving booty calls to rappers half her age.