Royal Wedding Playlist

Over the past few minutes I have literally been inundated by famouse dance divas all emailing Diva Incarnate begging me to feature their 'traxxx' on a royal wedding playlist.

01. It Won't Work Out - Dannii Minogue
02. Please Don't Leave Me - Pink
03. When All Is Said And Done - ABBA
04. Ugly - Daphne & Celeste
05. Vanity (Who Owns The Throne) - Christina Aguilera
06. Go Away - Gloria Estefan
07. Ex-Girlfriend - No Doubt
08. Smile Like You Mean It - The Killers
09. How Could He Do This To Me - Lonnie Gordon
10. Big Mistake - Natalie Impruglia
11. Goodbye - Alexia
12. Goodbye - Kate Ryan
(Kate Ryan's publicity-shy crotch would like to wish-with-her-fish Kate and Will a very happy day!)
13. Goodbye - Spice Girls
14. Spice Up Your Wife - Spice Girls
15. Queen For A Day - Lene Nystrom
16. Fuck The Pain Away - Peaches
17. A Mistake - Fiona Apple
18. My Sweet Prince - Placebo
19. Too Late - Kylie Minogue
(lesser known pregnancy anthem from beauty-tyrant Kylie)
20. I Don't Think So - Kelis
21. Things Fall Apart - Cristina.

Kate Ryan - Love Life

The Belgian Kelly Llorenna, aka Kate Ryan, looks so pleased with herself, winking away, and for good reason - the elongated Euro-pop legend has recorded one of her best ever songs, Love Life. let's turn our attention to the music video, which at first scared the shit out of me as I thought it was granny porn, but soon realised Kate was simply looking younger than ever. Best of all, I Je t'adore how open she is to sharing with us just how big her vagina really is (at the 54 second mark she boldly gestures with both hands), and I guess she's got room for everyone. Her magic-vadge even gets a standing ovation when she comes out in the green coat and starts flashing it on the catwalk (2:39).

What a pro!

That was 2008 then...

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