Has Kelly Flopped?

Is it the curse of being named Kelly that's stopped Ms. Rowland scoring her second UK number 1, or did Kylie brainwash mediocre gays with gangbang imagery, or was the ex-DC3 member's solo stab just underwhelming full stop? I can't quite decide, but it sure is a quick fix for giving one's self an extra push on the treadmill...

Kelly Rowald's HQ Commander Is 'Out There' Y'all

Drenched in amazingness, at first I thought it was okay, then not bad, but now it's finally hit me and she even smuggles in a Beyonce diss. Okay not quite, but 'turn the lights on' is a tad from nowhere - Michelle should have just put a stop to it and made that her album title when she had the chance. My second favourite Kelly appears to be taking her second 'anthem of the summer' in as many years.