Thursday, 25 February 2010

Madonna Gives Jesus A Leg Up

Chelsea Handler, I mean Madonna will simply do anything to postpone filming the sequel to Whatever Happened To Baby-Jane? If rumours are to be taken with a bucket of microbiotec salt, Madonna has begged her old label to sign her much-photographed boyfriend/accessory Jesus who agreed on the terms that the mouth-breather continue to be photographed and be young and hot and gay-looking and stuff. So-so one time Madge mixer Victor Calderone is apparantly the knob-twidler on board. Personally I love looking at hot foreign guys with their tops off and I love 90s dance music - maybe he could simply re-record Hard Candy and make it sound like a half decent album.

1 comment:

Mr. Will-W. said...

ouch. agreed though. hard candy is more like limp bonbons.