Friday, 14 May 2010

Kylie Minogue Premiers New Single

With a voice that sounds like hissing botox and face resembling a waxed pig's scrotum with fillers injected, Kylie has officially premiered her new single - it is called All The Lovers incase anyone missed the invite to test it out, and is bloody nice except all that is missing is a bit of push. Speaking of deliveries, sister Dannii's contractions are going to have more euphoria. Don't get me wrong, I am actually impressed but it's no Better The Devil You Know, although the track does swim in a lush electro pool and ripples ever so elegantly. I don't know why she sings with an English accent though, what's that all about?

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