Like pus oozing from a 'sore bit', Kylie's All The Lovers video has leaked onto the net. It'a not giving me a full facial of anything other than boredom - I guess Kylie's addiction to bukkake doesn't translate into the innocent sexiness she was hoping for. It's damn right dull, no wonder she has to botox her right eyebrow halfway up her forehead against Dannii's advice. Girl's love blender must be the size of the pacific coast highway after filming wrapped. Stodgy disco.