Wednesday, 21 July 2010

K-Lo Returns As Freakasylum

No, Heather Mills hasn't got an album coming out, neither has Jo Whiley and Madonna hasn't looked that old in years. No, it's simply the new look Kelly Llorenna, which is just as well as that's where she shoplifts her clothes from. With a voice deeper than most wells, K-Lo has teamed up with the guys from Infinity Within to purge her lungs out on a proper new album with some eccentric collaborators including some guys who have worked with late 90s nu-metal act Korn, which will be a first for our girl Kelly who is more used to the ones she has on her ankles.

Sounding very much like The Veronics's Untouched (unlike her pics), I am just relieved the old golden bird has finally flown from her Clubland Flip N' Fill sound. I wonder if new song That's What I Hate About You is a thinly spray-tanned dig at obese N-Trance twat Peter O'Toole (remember he called her 'an old slag' on the official AATW messageboard?). Not surprisingly her Myspace reveals the obvious, 'Toby Gad of Beyonce/Veronica's fame has written 'You Better Leave' for the the album'. And surprisingly, 'the Legendary Bassist Peter Hook of New Order and Joy Division has co written and played bass on 2 songs for the new album with Freak Asylum.' Holy shit, a might-not-be-shit shocker.

Kelly can now be found on popjustice trolling her own thread and addressing readers as 'Freaks' (as in her own 'monsters') - I am only disappointed that she didn't spell it with a 'z' as she is obviously not the speller I thought she wasn't.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

love, love, love your Kelly Llorenna enthusiasm, bless her for coming back with something less predictable. xXx

undisco_me said...

Thanks very much. I have moderately reasonable hopes for this - just look at Infernal.

Anonymous said...

EVACUATE THE DANCEFLOOR !!!

Anonymous said...

Freakz it is then haha!

thanks

Lola xoxoxox

Anonymous said...

Freak Asylum's Kelly Llorenna will be performing live on air on Radio One on Friday 6th August on the Greg James show, talking about her new band Freak Asylum, her new album and working with Peter Hook from New Order
Tune in at 4.50 pm Friday 6th August Radio One to hear the Queen of Clubs - Kelly Llorenna live on the BBC.

Anonymous said...

Check Out Freak Asylum's Kelly Llorenna live on BBC RADIO ONE Greg James show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WidBydMf-NA